Outsmarted by a smart watch

Despite all the hullabaloo, I know only two people who sport a smart watch on their wrist.

I was with one of these people earlier this week with a couple of other friends. One of these asked what that was on his wrist and my chum took him through the various features – how far he’d walked, what his pulse rate was, and so on.

Impressed, my other friend – involved in the high tech world as it happens – asked: “So, what does 411 mean?”

My first friend, somewhat taken aback, answered: “It’s the time.”